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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Pete and his girls

Today, possibility became reality. We officially purchased our first 10 heifers and bull for the beginning of our closed herd. But that statement in itself sounds so simple, for the easiest part of the day by far was the writing of the check. Lets start from the beginning.

These are Red Brangus. I love Red Brangus and all the characteristics they possess so that is what we went with. We are 100% grass-fed, grass-finished so long lanky legged cows that finish out at 1300-1400#'s is not for us. So I want smaller framed, easy fleshing cows. These 10 heifers I have will probably max out at 1000-1100#'s. The bull is a 5.2 for frame size which is considered really short. However, his ribeye area and ultra sound info was pretty good. I feel really good about Pete being our starter bull. He is registered Red Brangus so he even gets some fancy papers with him. But then the craziness began.....

Loading them was a breeze. Got on the road, they are only 20 miles from the house, and got to the pasture. Well, the first load, I brought 7 heifers. I backed the trailer in and opened it up and off they went like white lightning. I mean, gone. There was one that was especially whiley. She got to the fence and just jumped over it. Like a show pony or something. The other six didn't know what to do so they took off the opposite direction.

Well our other herd of cows waiting to be moved were all the way across the pasture waiting patiently. The whiley one took off towards them running all the way. She got to them and jumped the poly wire that was keeping them in. They didn't know what to do. They knew I didn't open the gate so it seemed they were confused on whether to leave or follow this strange new trick cow.

I figured she would stay with the herd now knowing where she is probably suppose to be. So after the other six I went. Well they successfully ran through all my poly wire that was dividing the eight paddocks in the pasture they were in then proceeded to the pig pasture. Over that fence they go. I mean these girls can jump. I figured at least they can stay in there and calm down. So I divert my focus back on the main herd and the whiley heifer.

Lynsey and I go down the alley way that is suppose to bring the cows to the new paddocks. This always works but with this new creature in play it seemed like it was going to be disastrous. We finally make it to the top of the hill, which is pretty far away, and our herd starts lining up. It seems this is the order they were looking for. At this time, 5 of our original herd are out of the paddock, but they are next to the others wanting to get in the alley. Then all heck broke loose.

Whiley heifer just took off to the corner of the pasture and over the electric fence she went. Then over the barbed wire fence after that. Yep, she is officially rogue. Down the road she goes with everyones dog's barking. I wanted to throw up. I jump the fences and she is already about 200 yards down the middle of the road, sprinting.

So I holler to Lynsey, but it was windy and I guess all she could hear was wind. So I keep hollering. Then the cows think I am telling them to come to me so they start leaving Lynsey and coming towards me. Well, I at this time am running as fast as my worn out boots will go. I can't much say it was sprinting cause I bet it didn't look that way. Lynsey took off across the other two pastures towards the highway just in case she might try and come back towards that way. I headed back towards the Ranger to get in it to chase. However, the Ranger was all the way back at the end of the alley. I ran fast down the hill and then thought I was going to die going up the hill. Really, once again I almost barfed, just not the what am I going to do barf like above but rather the my body thinks I have lost my mind and knows I will have to stop if it throws up. But I made it.

So in the Ranger I go, flying in the grass along the highway, and out pops Lynsey. Man she was fast. Rubber boots and all. So now we are like Luke and Bo Duke driving down Waesapape Rd looking for this rogue heifer.

We go and go. Looking in all the pastures just to see if maybe she went over again. Then eureka, we notice a herd of cows all starring in the same direction. Yep, there she is in someones front yard. So we pull in and think maybe we can get them to close their gate to keep her in. After all, they had a mesh fence with 2 strands of wire on top. Surely she wouldn't try and get over that. Ha, think again. Over she went but this time, she caught her foot and it flipped here over. Her foot was caught for a moment in it but she quickly freed it. Then she was off across this guys pasture. She finally went to the corner of his place and chilled out.

So what to do when your new heifer jumps every type of fence possible other than 8' game fence? I guess you just leave it there. I called a friend and he said the best thing to do is just let her calm down there and get use to that herd. Then in a week or so, maybe she will come up with their cows and then we can pen her and bring her back. So I talked to the owner later in the day and he said that would be fine. He was such a nice person.

Well I went back and got my other 3 heifers and a bull. My original herd came down the alley way and went into their new paddocks. This time, when I unloaded them, they saw the other cows and stayed where they were suppose to go. The other 6 actually felt left out I guess and got in the paddock with them. So now 9 of the heifers and the bull are in with the original herd. I went out there several times and they really seemed to have calmed down. My original herd is use to us so I think they put them at ease not being skiddish.

I drove back by the other mans pasture and our heifer was lying down in there. She got up when I drove by so I guess she knows I was inquiring about her. Then I noticed that he had a Black Angus bull so who knows, she may end up bred. Wouldn't that be fitting. I don't even get to breed her to my new bull.

Oh what a day. I am pooped.


The Kramer Family said...

Seriously. What a day! We can laugh about it now, but at the time, I wanted to barf too. I'm glad I held it together for us.....ha, ha!

The new cows are beautiful! And Pete takes the cake.

There is never a dull moment on Yonder Way!

Love you Honey! And I love the way you tell stories.

Hendrick Family said...

Man, all that running, and there wasn't even a Mr. Bristo saying, "Number 33 is tackling a heifer."

That's just not right.

I predict you and Lynsey are going to be sore tomorrow.

Love you crazy people.

Woody said...

beef or rodeo stock?....I laughed my butt off.

Kramer said...

Thanks babe, we do make a pretty good team. You were the glue that keep everything together. There were times that I just wanted to go go go but then you would point out that I really didn't have a plan. Building memories.

Heather.. thats right. If only I would have thought about his voice in my head while I was running maybe I would have had a flashback or something. To the outside, it would look like I was going to barf running down the pasture, but in my mind, I was strong and fast running across the football field. Too bad I'm not schizophrenic and couldn't just sick all my invisible friends after her. That would have been awesome.

Woody... Good thought, she would be a good one. Glad you enjoyed it.

farm mom said...

Wow!! You need to change the name of your blog to " The Adventures of a Farmer!" Never a dull moment around there is there? :) Well, they do look lovely. I can see why you're so taken with that breed.

Sarah Shalley said...

This is the funniest, craziest thing that I have read in a long time. I love that I know the people it happened to. I'm soooo gonna pass this story on. Dad will love it too! Rest! It sounds like ya'll need to sit on the porch for a day.

ps- hahaha...the idea of Lyns chasing cows is killing me. Love you Lyns. You're a neat woman with MANY talents.

Anonymous said...

Oh boy, what a day. Well, we haven't had exactly that experience, but nevertheless, I can say we've all been there. Whether it's pigs getting out or cows getting out, it's part of what we all do. In the beginning it seems like a big deal, but quickly you figure out how to handle your herd and get them to do what you want. You're right that they basically want to know what the rules are and once that's established (and you're clearly boss cow), there are no further questions.

These memories are what makes farming great.

Nature's Harmony Farm

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sugarcreekfarm said...

I swear, I'm laughing with you, not at you (snort, chuckle). We've had similar adventures around here, believe me!